Are we Fergie enough?

Back in 2010, I was a hardcore fan of Fergie. She has a song called Clumsy and I remember how much I loved the music video. If you haven't watched it, click here. So basically, the video shows how clumsy Fergie is because she was falling in love. However, my friend and I (Khaliesah), we don't need to fall in love or men to be clumsy. We... were naturally born that way.

So yesterday, I went out with her (I am on my chinese new year's break). I fetched her up at a mall and as soon as she got into my car, her first question was "Did I.. lock my car?" I smiled, knowing that I have officially reunited with my clumsy soulmate. I continued driving until we reached a toll, I reached out for my smart tag and... nothing happened. "No smart tag.", it said. Damn it, I thought. I started to panic because I've never experienced this before but I looked to my side and there Khalie was. She was looking for something in her wallet (imagine her doing this but, in a rushing kind of way) And guys, believe it or not, I stopped panicking. Hahaha simply because she panicked even worse than me. "NAHH AMBIK TOUCH&GO I, AMBIKKK!" So I took her card and tap it on the surface but we still couldn't get through. (Let me remind you we were in a smart tag lane) "OMG KEDEPAN KAN KERETA YOU EH NO, REVERSE!!!" And just as I was about to shift the gear, she took my smart tag and put in on the dashboard. We finally got through and I couldn't tell you how funny Khalie's face was. (It was priceless, I wish I stopped the car and took a photo of her face) She had that face where she looked like she was so relieved because she just gave birth or something... and the baby survived. 

Moving on to the the next clumsy part of the outing... We were in Lovisa (a shop that sells accessories like rings, necklaces, etc), I was looking at all those gorgeous rings and the next thing I knew, her finger was stuck in a ring she tried on earlier. This time, she was making a different kind of face. The kind that "I accidentally killed someone but I know for goddamn sure that I'm about to get arrested and I am freaking out because I used my mum's kitchen knife to stab the victim and I didn't asked for her permission." In another words, there is no way out. Like, literally. Hahaha. Unless we had a lotion or some kind of a lubricant (which we obviously didn't have). I was laughing like a mad person through out her struggle of getting her finger out. Whenever I tried to help her, I would look at her funny face she was making and then I stopped helping her and decided to do what I could do best: laugh. (Did try to help like.. twice) Also, in the middle of Khalie's panicking, she said "Takkan I kena beli kot?! Dah la tak muat!" I laughed even more because imagine if she were to buy the ring, the cashier would have to scan the pricetag on the ring... on her finger. Hahaha. When she finally got her finger to herself again, it was all red and sweaty. (Just how I'd look like right after I had an intense workout session.)

A few hours later, we realized that we were late to watch a movie (we watched Deadpool heckyea) and by the time we got into the cinema, the lights were already off. And unfortunately, our seats were at the front. And with that being said, since we entered the cinema using the back door, we had to walk through the stairs to get to our seats. Let me remind you, the lights were off. Khalie was walking in front of me and both of us could barely saw the stairs. I walked so slow and then... out of sudden, (you could see where this is going, right?) Khalie fell. (yap, you guessed it right.) I honestly didn't know how she fell but I mean, nothing is funnier than to see your friend fell and almost stepped on her. Hehe. And the best part was, it wasn't a quiet kind of fall. I was like, "OH MAK KAU" and Khalie tried to get up as soon as possible with the "pretend nothing had happened" face. SO HILARIOUS, I TELL YOU! 

This is the funniest part, I promise. When we were done with the movie, we decided to go home because no boyfriends = no money = no shopping. Juuuust kidding! And on our way back to home, I stopped at the traffic light as it was red. And when I looked over to my left, two guys in the car next to mine were trying to tell me something. They were pointing at the front tire. I panicked. I started to imagine all of the things that could possible go wrong with the tire. Do I have a flat tire? Is it about to explode? Is this how am I gonna die? I rolled down the window because I couldn't hear what the guys were saying and then... "Kain kawan you terkeluar. Ada skirt terkeluar." 

My face is still hurt from laughing too much.