Bonjour?

Last night, Iman and I had our "everyday whatsapp session" and Iman, being herself, and by that, I mean, useless a future linguist, decided to speak in french with me, out of sudden, may I add. And me, being the person I am, perfect competitive, thought it was a good idea to show her how good my french is.

"What are we supposed to do again? For the presentation. Interpret what the babies are saying je kan?" Iman asked.

"Yea and find videos."

"Cool, merci."

Shit. What's you're welcome in french, again?! (I've obviously asked her before.) Ahh, taram jela. She has probably forgotten the words already. "Fi sier." I typed. So confident, I tell you.

"Fi sier? The heck is that?"

This is the part where I started to remember her last semester's result. Damn it Tasha, she's smart, she's not you. Okay, be honest Tasha, it's the best policy anyway. Also, it's the best way to cover up your obvious stupidity. "Just made that up. I forgot how to say you're welcome in french." I clicked the "Send" button. Shit. Should have said typo. Shit. 

"Lol. Making up words. You in linguistics now? *laughing emoji*"

Pheww, at least she thinks I'm funny. 

"De rien. That's your welcome in french." Iman added.

IT'S NOT THAT FAR OFF FROM FI SIER, I AM SMART, AFTER ALL, I thought to myself. "Lebih kurang jela kan? Hahaha." I said while grinning.

"Boleh la. Try making up 'good night'. Come on. Give a shot." She replied.

This... motherfucking.. bastard... Okay now, tell me what do I do? Do I google this shit and pretend I'm smart or do I make a quick guess and embarrass myself? But nah, why waste my time to google when I can just be myself. I am so much interesting than google, anyway. Okay.. what does the french people always say... "Je nightie" Sent! Omg. I'm a genius! That sounded so french.

"*Three laughing emojis*" 

"That's so funny." She added.

"U don't laugh!" I said, quickly.

"Felicitations a vous. That's congratulations. I'm congratulating you." She said while still sending me a couple of laughing emojis. 

What the hell. That's so weird. Who made these words?! Sounds like she's flirting with me. It's official, she's definitely into me. I wouldn't blame her though. Hahaha. "Ok next time I'm congratulating you, I'll say.. flirtatious." I replied.

"Flirtatious sounds like the french of congratulations." I added.

"*more laughing emojis* Flirtatious is already a freakin word, genius! It means flirty." Iman said.

I'm pretty sure she knows I'm not that stupid -__- Btw, what are you? A breathing dictionary?! Ugh. So annoyed. "Omg you thought I'm stupid or whattttt." I replied.

Goshhh. I wanna curse! How do you say 'bitch' in french? Just make up a word that sounds like a french word, Tasha. It's probably right. "Je bitchei. That's my french for a curse word." Sent. There, that's definitely 'you're a bitch' in french! I am brilliant!

"Err, you're calling yourself a bitch. You know that, right?" That bitch replied.

-__________-"

I'm done. 

Note to self: never, ever, speak in french again.