The first two.

My first ever presentation (in university) was... amazing! My lecturer assigned me and my classmates to crack 2 jokes in front of the whole class. Not one... two!!! It was definitely nerve wrecking. Imagine all eyes are staring at you, judging you. I couldn't even talk properly in front of a crowd of people, let alone cracking jokes. Gosh. There are so many things that could go wrong. Here, let me make you a list:-

1) The classic, stutter.

2) Your jokes aren't funny enough to make anyone laughs. So, the whole class ends up in a total silent. Awkwaaaaard.

3) You accidentally fart while cracking your jokes. Now, you are the joke.

The list goes on but, Alhamdulillah, everything went well. The whole class seemed to be laughing sincerely although I did mention earlier to each of them to "help a friend out and to fake a laugh, if you don't find the jokes to be funny" And the best part? I managed to make my lecturer laughed. Guys, not to exaggerate, but I am actually considering to make jokes as a profession. Tasha who? Tasha. The. Joker.

Juuuuust kidding.

But, my second presentation was even better! We were assigned (in a group of 4) to complete an essay and present it to the classroom. Believe it or not, we were only given 2 days to do this. 2. bloody. days.

Yet, we managed to pull it off and it turned out to be the best thing ever.

In order to understand this story, I need to tell you guys about this friend of mine, (Yuni) and my lecturer (Mr K). This lecturer of mine, is the lecturer who- any girl would go crazy for. He's smart, handsome, responsible, talented- you name it. So one day, during our second class with Mr. K, he told us to introduce ourselves. You see, I had no problem with introducing myself but, I remembered very clearly that before Yuni and I entered the class, I did tell her that I was starting to feel shy with Mr K because I might have a crush on him. So, knowing that there was probably like 15 mins left till the class ended and there were like 25 of us in the class, I thought phew, lucky me, not today. Also, I might have cheekily grinned when I glanced at my wrist watch. And just as I continued to believe that it was my lucky day....

Yuni. Proved. Me. Wrong.

BOY, I WAS WRONG. SO, SO, SO WRONG.

Yuni raised up her hand and fucking volunteered to introduce herself. And not just that, when she was done with it, she asked Mr. K "Sir, can I choose the next person?" and guess. who. she. chose.

ARE YOU SERIOUS, WOMAN?!

So, when we were assigned to do our second presentation, I thought this would be the perfect time to get Yuni back. And so, I did. We had to complete an essay and present in to the class. Only the first sentence of the essay was given, which was "My first day in the International English Program was stressful." and we had to continue the rest of it.  And so, cheekily, I did. *Insert a devil emoji here*

When we were done reciting our interesting essay to the class, I added, "guys, if you are wondering how Yuni a.k.a the cleaner looks like, here's a photo!" I clicked on the ">" symbol on my keypad and bam! This photo popped up on my slideshow.

And yeap, that's Yuni! He he he.

Yuni's and my lecturer's reactions were priceless.

Oh well, what can I say? *blow nails* *preparing myself for a world war*